Raise your rooster wings and cheers your home beers y’all, a beloved, albeit unofficial American vacation is upon us.

Super Bowl Sunday arrives February 12, 2023 and this yr, the Philadelphia Eagles will go helmet to helmet towards the Kansas City Chiefs on the impartial turf of The State Farm Arena in Glendale, Arizona.

The stakes are excessive, the bets are being positioned this yr guarantees a sibling rivalry of epic proportions, as Travis and Jason Kelce are set to turn out to be the primary pair of brothers to play one another in a Super Bowl.

In addition, Pisces priestess Rihanna is poised to take the stage for a halftime show that marks her triumphant return to public efficiency after a 5 yr hiatus. In 2018, the artist turned down the chance to carry out in mild of the NFL’s remedy of Colin Kaepernick.

While RiRi’s look is priceless, the price of a Super Bowl commercial spot is notoriously pricey. This years ads will embody Sarah McLachlan repping for Busch Light (you learn that accurately), Steve Martin and Ben Stiller trading barbs for Pepsi, and Alicia Silverstone resurrecting Cher Horowitz for Rakuten.

PHOENIX, ARIZONA - FEBRUARY 06: Mother Donna Kelce (C) gives cookies to her son's Jason Kelce (L) #62 of the Philadelphia Eagles and Travis Kelce (R) #87 of the Kansas City Chiefs during Super Bowl LVII Opening Night presented by Fast Twitch at Footprint Center on February 06, 2023 in Phoenix, Arizona. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
Donna Kelce provides cookies to her son’s Jason Kelce and Travis Kelce throughout Super Bowl LVII Opening Night on Feb. 6, 2023 in Phoenix, Arizona.
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In honor of this conflict of titans, the return of Rihanna and the glut and glory of American promoting, we carry you an inventory of the easiest way to celebrate Super Bowl Sunday according to your zodiac sign.


The Superbowl is a uncommon and welcome alternative for members of crew Aries to lean full steam and no disgrace intro their mood tantrums. Go on and shout obscenities at an inanimate object and for as soon as in your fireplace respiratory life you gained’t appear unhinged, simply enthusiastic.


New data shows that snack prices for the upcoming Super bowl will be at an all time high due to the recent inflation that has gripped the US.
New information exhibits that snack costs for the upcoming Super Bowl will probably be at an all-time excessive due to the latest inflation that has gripped the US.
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If Taurus may select a way of loss of life it could contain consuming buffalo rooster dip to the purpose of expiration. Bulls have been born to graze child so carry on your taco dip, your pigs in a blanket, your potato skins, your mediocre grocery retailer cheese trays and all different types of sport day gluttony.


Gemini guidelines the third home of communication and natives love to OD on it. So whereas they’re watching the sport out of the nook of their eye, they’re additionally catching up on all method of mobile distraction; trolling for unusual, doom scrolling, studying how to air fry on TikTok, studying about unsolved murders on Reddit, and/or airing the soiled laundry of a buddy within the group chat.

Kitchen prep/clear up

Cooking vegetables in real, rustic kitchen. Natural light, short DOF, a little bit noisy.
Cancers could make fajitas and keep away from fandemonium.
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Cancer can be smart to retreat to the protected and comparatively serene area of the kitchen and put together snacks and refresh drinks. This cardinal water sign tends to be averse to contact sports activities and are solely internet hosting/attending a Super Bowl occasion as a result of it was/is essential to their important different. Love means sacrifice, seven layer dip and conserving a distinct sort of rating.

Document the occasion

Leo is about creating, curating and expertly documenting any method of gathering. Like an actual life Broadway musical, lions have the uncanny capability to introduce an impromptu sing alongside/dance sequence/photograph shoot right into a funeral, pot luck, full moon ceremony, enterprise mixer and or Super Bowl occasion. Puff your pom poms and prepared your digital camera.

Eagles fans celebrating in Philadelphia
Eagles followers celebrating in Philadelphia
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Virgo loves to be taught and to instruct so go well with up for sport day by getting down to enterprise and education your self on the ins and outs of guidelines, loop holes, fouls and technicalities. Later, when calls are being made and whistles are being blown you’ll be able to assume your favored function as smartest individual within the room .

Face portray

Libra is dominated by Venus, planet of affection, artwork and aesthetics. As such, natives favor enabling glow ups over grunting their disapproval in entrance of a giant display tv. Lean into your love of beautification by portray the faces of your associates and fevered followers.

Predict the winner

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Super Bowl LVII kicks off this Sunday.

Scorpio is a hard and fast water sign that lords over the eighth home of intercourse, loss of life and regeneration. Hyper attune to the moods and motives of others they’re preternaturally gifted with instinct and psychic capability. Natives can monetize that modality by dramatically saying the winner in an off placing riddle forward of the half time present earlier than disappearing in a poof of smoke and smugness.

Place bets

Sagittarius is dominated by fortunate planet Jupiter, making them the resident gambler of the zodiac. Roll the cube and place your bets on every little thing from the victor, complete yards to the color of the famed Gatorade bath.

Judge the commercials

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A discerning Capricorn charges the efficacy Super Bowl commercials.

Capricorn is an industrious sign that appreciates positive aspects, technique and media manipulation. Sea goats have a thoughts for enterprise and perceive that the Super Bowl shouldn’t be about who wins or loses however what model was handiest in convincing the captive lots to half with their capital.

Begrudgingly socialize

Aquarius are an excessive lot so that they’re seemingly to be both tremendous followers or totally non plussed individuals within the arcane ritual of group sports activities however both approach the Super Bowl supplies impetus for them to emerge from their isolationist cocoons/bunkers to eat cheese and follow regular socialization.

Get drunk and cheer on Rihanna

Power Pisces Rihanna is about to headline the 2023 Super Bowl halftime present.

Pisces are a romantic lot that select music over sport and love over violence. They’re additionally infamous for getting drunk earlier than the second quarter however with one in every of their very own, HRH Rihanna set to take the stage, they could simply make it to halftime with out being half within the bag.

Astrology 101: Your information to the celebs

Astrologer Reda Wigle researches and irreverently reviews again on planetary configurations and their impact on every zodiac sign. Her horoscopes combine historical past, poetry, popular culture and private expertise. She can also be an achieved author who has profiled a wide range of artists and performers, in addition to extensively chronicled her experiences whereas touring. Among the numerous intriguing subjects she has tackled are cemetery etiquette, her love for dive bars, Cuban Airbnbs, a “women information” to strip golf equipment and the “weirdest” meals accessible overseas.

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