The solely factor larger than the hair is the hate, people.

The warring ladies of the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” hath returned for season 13, premiering February 7 on Bravo.

The community teases, “New relationships, damaged hearts, and heated feuds put the Jersey ladies and their households to the final check. Can one ‘Wife’s fairytale marriage ceremony show as soon as and for all that ‘household is the whole lot’? Or will the drama attain new heights and threaten their friendships?”

Helping the drama attain mentioned heights are newcomers Rachel Fuda, the Taurus BFF of Melissa Gorga and Danielle Cabral, longtime Leo pal of Teresa Giudice and Dolores Catania. Cue the scorched earth and acrylic clawing.

Since premiering in 2009 the RHONJ has served as an anthropological survey of a rotating cast of ladies vying for energy in the privileged wilderness of the Garden State the place macro aggressions, mega mansions and unabashed camp and rampant rage run amuck.

In his seminal work, “Beyond Good and Evil,” Libra Friedrich Nietzche declared, “Under peaceable situations, the warlike man assaults himself.” If we maintain this perception to be true than maybe it’s the deflection of battle that retains these ladies from self destruction.
From desk flipping to door slamming, identify calling, hair pulling, brawling in parking tons and/or toddler christenings, nobody throws down or throws an insult fairly like this crew. This begs the query is their on display screen ire written in the stars?

With a mess of confrontation loving Aries power, fastened signs and lots of sq. points it could actually appear so. Special because of Danica DanielDanny Murphy and Evan Real for shining a gentle on the astrological power betwixt these wild ladies.

ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

Confrontation is oxygenating to an Aries and there may be lots of scorching air amongst these broads, with the densest focus of housewives falling beneath the signal of the ram.  

Margaret Josephs

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Margaret Josephs cheerily surveying the chaos she has incited.
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Born April 9, 1967, double Aries (solar and moon) Margaret Josephs displays the cardinal fire signs propensity for a name out and a pot stir. Indeed, an Aries on the war path will not be in contrast to a canine with a bone. Aries like Marg don’t suppose of their inserting, insisting, prodding, public outings as meddling a lot as a righteous marketing campaign of discovery. As Josephs defined on S’More Instagram Live, “I care about Teresa very deeply. I solely need her to be completely happy. I’m brutally sincere about the manner I really feel and I solely say issues in folks’s greatest pursuits except I actually hate your guts and I don’t hate Teresa in any respect.”

Truly, the incendiary nature of Aries may be very hardly ever about a private assault and most of the time an instinctual must react and rectify. For all their firepower, Aries is fast to mood however equally fast to extinguish as Margaret revealed throughout an look on “Watch What Happens Live,” “I maintain all people accountable, even my husband. I say what I really feel in the second, then I transfer on from it.” Right on Marg, you retain transferring on and the relaxation of us will stand upon the scorched earth you’ve cast.

Tiki Barber

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Aries Tiki Barber ain’t afraid to stir the pot or ask the quesitons.
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Another Aries on the cast that doesn’t hesitate to say what they really feel in the second? Running again and unrepentant ram Tiki Barber, born April 7, 1975. Known affectionately as Tiki Barber Walters, he fearlessly, some could say tactlessly, referred to as Louis into query about claims that he had bodily assaulted a earlier accomplice. 

Jennifer Aydin

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Aries go for the jugular and favor arterial shades of purple, modeled right here by double Aries Jennifer Aydin.
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Double Aries, (solar and moon) Jennifer Aydin was born April 16, 1977 and her method to battle is totally hair set off. As fellow Aries Melissa Gorga and her wrist attest, “she has violence in her and he or she will get a little gangster.” Blessedly, her outbursts generally spawn catchphrases like “little bitch boy,” a true boon to the English lexicon. Hot headed, Aries like Aydin are reactionary, simply provoked and practically incapable of enjoying it cool. As Aydin admits, “That’s all I do is I react.” Indeed the lesson for Aydin as for all rams is to reply reasonably than react, and to pause earlier than pouncing. While the adoption of this philoposphy would in all probability be useful to Aydin’s blood stress it could little question be ruinous to her reign as our favourite firebrand.

Melissa Gorga 

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Aries Melissa Gorga dares the digicam and her costars to return for her.

Melissa Gorga was born March 21, 1979 making her an off the rails Aries with a calculating Capricorn moon. As Melissa admitted to ET Online following her cheese plate showdown with Teresa, “I’m probably not an aggressive one, however I simply wished to toss something. Not at anybody, as a result of I had made a pact that I wouldn’t throw something at anybody, however I wanted to get it out for a second. It was sitting there and I don’t know what occurred.” Leave it to an Aries to take a vow not to withstand the urge to hurl issues, however to chorus from hurling them at others. Bless up child, hold standing as much as make your factors and throwing issues at will.


Taurus is symbolized by the bull and natives run the danger of main with their horns. Lovers of indulgence; lovely folks, gout inducing meals and lavish environment they are often infuriatingly self righteous.

Teresa Giudice

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Taurus Teresa Giudice sports activities naked shoulders and a naked knuckle method to battle.
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Born May 18, 1972 Queen Teresa Giudice is a cussed AF Taurus solar with a drama hungry Leo moon. I consider it’s this precise solar/moon mixture that’s at the coronary heart of the iconic desk flip from season one. Taurus loves dinner and Leo loves a spectacle. As a fastened signal, Taurus holds on to poisonous relationships, canned items and most of all to their collected grudges. In truth, each Taurus alive retains a small backyard the place they routinely water and rotate their rancor. Bulls wrestle to ship or settle for an apology, encapsulated by Tre’s “I don’t need your f***king goody bag,” response to Marg’s publish brunch snub olive department. 

Ruled by Venus, planet of love and wonder, bulls might be shockingly superficial and downright savage relating to appraising the aesthetics of others. Indeed, Tre is the cast member voted almost definitely to fats disgrace. The affect of Venus additionally lends itself to opulence. Taureans loves positive materials, carbohydrates and exhibiting their tastes by internet hosting fabulous parties

One of the darker points of Taurean nature is hypocrisy. Mercy, these folks can dish it out however lord is aware of they can’t take it. We see this double commonplace play out in Teresa who calls for absolute loyalty from family members and whole discretion about rumors associated to her however is unable to reply in sort. 

Taureans put up a entrance of toughness and a veneer of perfection as a result of they concern vulnerability, proverbial chinks of their armor. Marg calls this avoidant conduct Teresa “mendacity to herself” however in fact it’s a protection technique that develops from the must really feel in management and powerful fro the sake of others. Much has been made of Teresa’s sluggish response time, to stunning or flying cheese trays, this delay is yet one more technique of protection that enables this fastened earth signal to completely course of their experiences.

Taurus is aware of their very own propensity for destruction, thus it’s higher for all events that they take this time. Especially contemplating that the various appears one thing like Teresa showering Jackie with a refrain of c**ts following their dialogue of unsubstantiated rumors. Taurus received’t give up, even and particularly after they in all probability ought to, a high quality that accounts for Tre being one of the longest standing cast members in Housewives’s historical past.

Rachel Fuda

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Taurus Rachel Fuda is Melissa Gorga’s new trip or die.
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Born May 1, 1991, Rachel Fuda is a true blue Taurus. Bulls are identified for their loyalty and ‘my manner or the excessive manner method’ to like and management and it tracks that Fuda can be a trip or die for BFF Melissa Gorga and describe herself as, “A complete dictator mother who guidelines with an iron and uncompromising fist.”

There is not any democracy up on this b***h. What I say is what occurring.” Fuda’s obtained a complete pasture of historic Taurean dictators to maintain her firm, together with however not restricted to Pol Pot, Adolf Hitler, Vladimir Lenin, and Sadaam Hussein. Taurus is a fastened signal that isn’t vulnerable to backing down so will probably be fascinating to see how Fuda and Giudice, a pair of formidable brunette bulls, will lock horns.

Luis Ruelas

Teresa Giudice and Luis Ruelas are engaged.
Bulls on parade, Tauruses Teresa Giudice and Luis Ruelas share a solar signal and a choice for smiling sans enamel.

Born April 23, 1975, Teresa’s fiancee Luis Ruelas is a Taurus similar to his girl love. In conserving with the Venusian preoccupation with aesthetics and possessions, Luis consistently compliments Teresa on the manner she appears and lavishes her with items like a 100K Christmas car, an anniversary scroll detailing his love for her and a Greek engagement full with matching outfits and a critically gorgeous ring. It additionally tracks that two Taureans would quick monitor transferring in collectively as the curation of a lovely and cozy house is crucial to the bull herd. Because Taurus actually digs in relating to love, standing by and hanging in by means of thick and skinny, I’ve a feeling these two are in it for the lengthy haul and the lifetime dedication. Naysayers be damned and Marg be silenced we hope these two loopy children proceed to bask of their shared pasture and in the sunshine of their love.


Symbolized by the twins, Geminis have a fame for duplicity and because it stands all of the confirmed philanderers on the cast fall beneath the stars of Gemini. Ruling the third house of communication and psychological processing, Geminis require copious quantities of psychological stimulation and distraction to feed their hungry minds. Highly adaptable and hyper verbal, they excel at sexting and might speak themselves into and out of all method of hassle.

Frank Catania

Frank Catania wears a red baseball jersey.
Frank Catania places the gem in Gemini.
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Born May twenty eighth in an undisclosed yr, Frank Catania actually places the gem in Gemini. The thriller surrounding his age is typical of this mutable air signal which prefers to maintain folks guessing. Gemini will get a dangerous rap for being flaky and along with his lackadaisical method to ex-wife Dolores’s house renovations, our boy doesn’t do a lot to assist the trigger. But who may hate on Frank, wanting as he does like Woody Harrelson’s beefcake youthful brother? Given his devotion to his ex Dolores and the proven fact that he didn’t cease consuming throughout a cat struggle, I’m prepared to wager Big Frank has a cozy, potato loving Taurus Moon. 

Bill Aydin

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Gemini Bill Aydin braces himself for no matter his Aries spouse Jennifer says subsequent.
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Born June 2, 1978, Jennifer Aydin’s husband Bill is a Gemini solar. A mutable signal, Geminis are innately versatile, with a wide selection of pursuits and an openness to alter and ahead momentum. This signal favors avoidance over intervention and commentary over motion, preferences that specify why Bill would beat ft away from Jennifer’s altercation with Melissa. It is wholly comprehensible that a Cardinal, motion oriented, signal like Jennifer would view this avoidance as weak point, calling Bill a “f–king p–y” for not defending her in the wrist struggle.

The completely different modalities of this couple are additionally evident of their responses to Bill’s affair. Bill is completely happy to maneuver on from the trauma whereas Jennifer appears like there hasn’t been sufficient energetic therapeutic and intentionality on Bill’s half to warrant forgiving and forgetting. To paraphrase Rumi, and for the sake of their youngsters, we hope these two can meet one another in the discipline past their variations.

Joe Giudice

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A real Gemini, Joe Giudice offers in wild extremes.
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Born May 22, 1972 , Teresa’s ex-husband Joe Giudice is a polarizing Gemini solar. Evidence of Joe’s Gemini nature abounds, together with however not restricted to his erratic on digicam conduct and duplicitous enterprise dealings. On his Instagram web page Joe describes his pursuits as “entrepreneurial endeavors,” the skilled equal of an “it’s difficult” relationship standing. Yet, at his greatest, Joe demonstrates the Gemini propensity for duality and the containment of multitudes.

Though he was inarguably an terrible husband, Joe has confirmed himself to be a tender and devoted dad. Further exhibiting the Gemini tremendous energy of adaptability, Joe’s stint in jail has given him a fit new physique and a new lease on life, one he hopes can help others experiencing similar setbacks. Can’t say we don’t love a redemptive arc, particularly when it contains well wishes for his ex and her new man.


There’s nary a Cancer to be discovered amongst the Jersey wives however phrase has it the girls of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” are positively awash in crab vibes.


Joe Gorga

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Leo Joe Gorga is a proud, manicured, porn loving household man.
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Born August 21, 1979, Joe Gorga is a true lion king with solar, moon, Mercury and Venus all in the signal of Leo. Family oriented, heat and gregarious, Joe is a devoted father and the chief of the shot taking, bro hugging housewife husband crew often known as the “wolf pack.” Hot-tempered and decidedly libidinous with a pension for excessive pace and flirting with catastrophe, it’s unsurprising that a Leo like Joe would proudly admit to watching porn throughout his afternoon commute.

Yet, It is in the savannas of Instagram that Joe is his most Leo self, His account is a veritable echo chamber of inspirational quotes, aim hashtags, selfies and cryptic warnings about loyalty, authenticity and haters. It is right here on this kingdom of his personal making that Joe reminds Joe to “all the time clap for himself.”

Danielle Cabral

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Blonde bombshell Danielle Cabral is a loud and proud Leo.
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Born August 21, 1985, new cast member Danielle Cabral is a loud and proud Leo. Cabral describes herself as “over the high and further” the very epitome of a self-aware lion. Her tagline is “I’d reasonably be bougie than primary,” apropos of a signal that’s identified to be unapologetic of their presentation. Leo guidelines the fifth home of creativity and the inside youngster and fittingly, Cabral owns and operates a innovative clothes boutique for toddlers. Leos don’t shy from the stage or the stage lights and Cabral is not any exception having been featured on HGTV and MTV. Further proof of her celebration optimistic, have a good time all the time, leonine nature might be present in this Instagram post the place our lady lives her fact that “Breakfast is a meal however brunch is a tradition.”

Evan Goldschneider

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Mellow Leo Evan Goldschneider serves drinks and the whims of his Libra spouse Jackie.
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Born August 8, 1974, Evan Goldshneider is a barely extra tranquil Leo than Joe however equally affable and each bit the household man. Proving himself to be as regal as his signal aspires to be, Evan graciously forgave Teresa for spreading rumors of his infidelity at his party.


In a shock to nobody, hold it tight, drama averse Virgo can’t even with this discover of messiness and there’s not a single one amongst this cast.


Jackie Goldschneider

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Libras like Jackie strive, and infrequently fail, to reasonable their alcohol consumption and keep steadiness of their relationships.
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Born October 2, 1976, Jackie Goldenschneider is a concord searching for Libra. Being that Libra is symbolized by the scales and balances of justice, it’s totally becoming that Jackie is a educated lawyer. Libra guidelines the seventh home of partnership and those who fall beneath the signal are inclined to go to nice lengths to safe and keep their unions, together with however not restricted to catered birthday events and promissory blow jobs.

Alternating between battle averse doormat and effectively which means diplomat, Libra is ever making an attempt to revive concord. We see this power expressed in Jackie who by no means fails to increase the invitation and the olive department to her frenemies. In reflecting on the dumpster fireplace that was season 11, Jackie gave a sometimes peace optimistic, marriage revering response, “We handled it, we dealt with it, we stood united, and in the finish, all of us forgave one another and made up and moved ahead. And I don’t suppose there’s something higher than that.”

Libra’s lean on parallels to assist them perceive the world and join with others. We witnessed this technique completely backfire when Jackie tried to attract parallels between allegations of Evan’s infidelity and rumors of Gia’s drug use. As Jackie can attest, hell hath no fury like Teresa Giudice on the protection and Libra stands no likelihood in opposition to a raging bull. Libra kinds a sq. with Capricorn, a difficult angle that brings about pressure and ire with the signs in query.

This is actually the case for Libra Jackie and Capricorn Dolores Catania who routinely sq. off in opposition to each other. As Goldenschneider admits, “We have a love-hate relationship. We love one another, however we get beneath one another’s pores and skin. And I do know there are issues about me that happen, and there are undoubtedly issues about her that damage me. And once we get into a heated second with one another, like, the friendship falls to the ground and we simply actually get in one another’s faces.” This sq. vibe is tough for reconciliation and blessed gold for actuality tv.

Traci Johnson

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The solar signs of Libra Traci Lynn Johnson and her Aries husband Tiki Barber sit reverse each other on the zodiac wheel.
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Born September 30, 1986, Traci is a Libra solar with a Leo moon. Opposites appeal to and each Traci’s husband Tiki and bestie Melissa Gorga are Aries, the signal reverse Libra on the zodiac wheel. Like Taurus, Libra is dominated by Venus, planet of love and wonder. Aesthetically inclined, Libras like Traci favor lovely areas, minimal warfare and sleek folks.

Good luck this season, babe! A former mannequin and advocate for Autism consciousness, Traci displays the larger expressions of Venus. What makes Traci one to observe in phrases of battle is her Mars in Capricorn. The planet of war and can is exalted in the cardinal earth signal the place motion meets technique, watch and see people.


Joe Benigno

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Scorpio Joe Benigno has open arms and saintly persistence for Aries Margaret Josephs.
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Margaret Joseph’s husband Joe Benigno was born November 12, 1955 making him a shadow loving Scorpio. In phrases of the bodily physique, Scorpio guidelines the bowels and reproductive organs, making plumber a fully apropos vocation for Benigno. Ever intrigued by energy and the mechanics of energy struggles, Scorpios like Benigno are interested in, reasonably than intimidated by fierce, inflammatory ladies like Marg.

Scorpios are at house in the shadows and positive with out the highlight, a pretty praise to a entrance and middle character like Margaret. Scorpions are additionally very a lot about a clandestine affair so it tracks that Marg and Jo met when he was engaged on her home, ahem cleansing her pipes, and fell in love while she was married to her first husband.


Dolores Catania

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Capricorns like Dolores don’t begin s***t however by no means again down from a struggle.
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Born December 28, 1970, Dolores Catania is a trip or die Capricorn. Chill til they’re not, Capricorns are symbolized by the goat, animals that by no means waver on their method to the high regardless of the terrain. Ever on the up and up, Capricorns are bent on betterment be it self enchancment or monetary ascension. We see this expressed in Dolores’s full body makeover, bold house renovation and continued growth of her health empire Powerhouse.

Beyond and inside enterprise, Capricorn’s put money into folks, an ROI that has paid off handsomely in the kind of ex-husband, professed soulmate and enterprise accomplice Frank Catania. Leave it to a goat to not let divorce stand in the manner of devotion or enterprise. Low key highly effective, Dolores’s Capricorn nature is written throughout her season 12 catchphrase, “I don’t begin the drama, however I’ll cease the present.” When you’re proper you’re proper, Dolo.

Gia Giudice

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Capricorn’s like Gia endure no fools and bow to no bullies, you Uncle Joe Joe.
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Born January 8, 2001, Teresa and Joe Giudice’s fist born daughter Gia is an bold Capricron solar. Within the subsequent era of Jersey, Gia is the no bones, brass tax voice of purpose. Capricorns are all about self management and Gia actually demonstrated hers by means of her clear command of the fraught situation between herself and her uncle Joe Joe. By remaining calm and funky in her convictions, Gia higher handed the s**t out of her emotionally unstable uncle. Evidence of Capricorn propensity for the artwork of the hustle might be present in Gia’s parlance of the viral success of her unhappy lady track “Wake Up in the Morning” into a line of  branded pastel apparel

As her bonafide bop illustrates, Gia has had her justifiable share of arduous knocks rising up, together with however not restricted to familial strife, public documentation of puberty, the demise of her grandparents and the jail stints of each her mom and father. Luckily for our lady, life will get simpler for sea goats as they age, issues fall into place they usually are in the end in a position to bask in the sort of carefree life-style denied to them of their youth. Keep climbing, hold shining G.


Milania Giudice

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Like mom like daughter, Aquarius Milania and Taurus Teresa are each fastened signs.
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Born February 2, 2006 Milania Giudice is a insurgent rousing area cowboy Aquarius. As a fastened signal, Aquarians are a contact immovable relating to their beliefs, opinions and hurts. Add to this that Milania has an infernal, center finger to the world Aries moon and we are able to start to grasp why even Teresa appears to demure to this tiny warlord. As Milania says with the sort of authority typical of this fastened signal,“You’re not forcing me to do something, so cease.” Big respect M, struggle the good struggle.

Astrology 101: Your information to the stars

Astrologer Reda Wigle researches and irreverently experiences again on planetary configurations and their impact on every zodiac signal. Her horoscopes combine historical past, poetry, popular culture and private expertise. She can also be an achieved author who has profiled a selection of artists and performers, in addition to extensively chronicled her experiences whereas touring. Among the many intriguing subjects she has tackled are cemetery etiquette, her love for dive bars, Cuban Airbnbs, a “women information” to strip golf equipment and the “weirdest” meals obtainable overseas.

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